My Mom is Sick....

Super-duper Slipper Man · Subject: Re: My Mom is Sick.... Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:43 pm

so am i just like a lump on hamada's back then?

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doompig444 · Subject: Re: My Mom is Sick.... Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:31 pm

Yes. That.

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Noxstant · Subject: Re: My Mom is Sick.... Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:18 pm

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Obviously, "Saan" does not say "soon". It is actually the name of HMC's dog, which is actually Noxstant's fake little brother, who was abducted by the FBI pretending to be aliens and delivered to HMC with a noobsauce powered rocket ship, but it wasn't actually HMC, it was HMC's evil twin brother from another dimension, who happens to be Maarten in disguise as me, but HMC beat the hell out of the evil twin brother, but then I came to her in disguise as Hamada who is actually Zoxin who is Iron Joe in disguise as John Mayer, and then the REAL Hamada came, but he somehow got fused to Zoxin, and he's carrying a weaksauce plasma pistol, which is actually a lightsaber pretending to be a slug. He uses the weaksauce plasma pistol, drains all of HMC's shields, but it's not actually HMC, it's Melyssa Ford masquerading as Shia LaBeouff, and nobody's reading this, so they used the BFG to blow the hell out of all the suckers who aren't reading this, so suck it up, you retards.

Well I received the crap part of the story. Fake older brother FTW!!!

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